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Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test soft in comparision to the evaluation that I recently failed. A failure these test could have minor repurcussions like never which makes it into college and therefore having to work on fast food resturants well into you 40's. That is nothing. I just flunked a quiz that may scar me for life. 

I was doing my usual morning routine of checking my mail this morning and all my affiliate plans if any money had been made by me online recently to see. I'd perhaps not, actually I never do, but I've found it's a good way to spend an hour or two. What frequently happens is I get distracted by some banner or pop-up and I end up lost at the center of internet signing up for a free subscription to some bizarre website just so I could get a free book with a title like 'Online Profits From Artichoke Juice!" .. This morning, however, I stumbled across a real winner. I came across a link that I only had to press. I was at JokesUnlimited.com reading redneck cracks when I found 'Fun Quizzes: Is it possible to guess which butts are female or male? 

From the look of excitement in your eyes I could tell that you are feeling the same manner when I found the Butt Quiz link I thought. My first thought was: 'Pictures of female butts! Yeeeessss! And it's a quiz therefore I do not need certainly to feel dirty about it. It's academic! Yeeeesssss! I started my quiz and quickly clicked the link. 

In hindsight( number pun intended), the expression 'Fools Rush In' comes to mind. I senselessly rushed into this test in a testosterone induced desire to consider feminine hindparts and I forgot to think the whole lot through. I forgot to take the time and reflect. I forgot that there have been going to be male hindparts on the test too. Hairy male hindparts. In thongs. 

Needless to say, I failed the test. I acquired 8 out of 15 right. That is about 60 per cent. An 'F' in almost all 50 states. Even Nj. I, Tim Ward, humor writer and straight male couldn't distinguish between the gluteus maximus of the female and male gender. I started to wonder: Were some of the butts that I said were female really male? If so, does which means that I discover some men's butts attractive? Do I have a male bottom fetsih that I did not know about? Do slapping guys be secretly enjoyed by me on the bottom after having a great sports play? And how about the woman's butts that I categorized improperly? Has it certainly been that long since I've seen a bare female behind? Am I forgetting what the feminine human anatomy seems like? 

All these issues have now been running through my head because I failed my first Butt Quiz. It got to the main point where I am considering arranging a retest. But this time I will be sure to lots of learning beforehand. Therefore women, if you see me getting big hard talks about your rear location, I am not really a pervert, I'm just carrying out a little research. If I give more that the typical amount of congratulatory bottom slaps on the basketball court for awhile and to the fellas, forgive me. I am only attempting to further my education...And perhaps work through a fetish or two. 

On your own at: the Butt Quiz can be taken by you Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and eliminate forever from you mind any ideas about the ACT. Each one of these test soft in comparison to the assessment that I simply failed. A failure these test may have minimal repurcussions like never which makes it into school and therefore having to work on fast food resturants well into you 40's. That's nothing. I simply flunked a test that could scar me for life. 

This morning I was doing my usual morning routine of checking my email and all my affiliate applications if any money had been made by me online yesterday to see. I'd maybe not, in reality I never do, but I have found it's an effective way to waste an hour or two. What usually happens is I get sidetracked by some banner or pop-up and I end up lost at the center of cyberspace signing up for a free registration to some weird site just so I could obtain a free ebook with a title like 'Online Profits From Artichoke Juice!" .. Today, however, I found a real winner. I discovered a link that I just had to click. I was at JokesUnlimited.com reading redneck jokes when I saw 'Fun Quizzes: Can you guess which butts are man or woman? 

From the extreme look of pleasure in your eyes I can tell that you're feeling the same way I felt when I found the Butt Quiz link. My first thought was: 'Images of female butts! Yeeeessss! Therefore I do not need certainly to feel dirty about it and it is a test. It's educational! Yeeeesssss! I started my quiz and straight away clicked the web link. 

In hindsight( number pun intended), the phrase 'Fools Rush In' comes to mind. I blindly rushed into this test in a testosterone induced need to check out feminine hindparts and I forgot to consider everything through. I forgot to take the time and reflect. I forgot that there were planning to be male hindparts on the quiz also. Hairy male hindparts. In thongs. 

Obviously, I failed the test. I obtained 8 out of 15 right. That is about 60 per cent. An 'F' in just about all 50 states. Even New Jersey. I, Tim Ward, humor writer and straight male could not distinguish involving the gluteus maximus of the male and female gender. I started to wonder: Were a few of the butts that I said were female actually male? If that's the case, does that mean I discover some men's butts attractive? Do I have a male bottom fetsih that I didn't find out about? Do slapping guys be secretly enjoyed by me on the butt after having a good sports play? And think about the woman's butts that I categorized improperly? Has it certainly been that long since I've seen a female behind? Am I forgetting what the female human body appears like? 

Every one of these questions have now been running through my head since I failed my first Butt Quiz. It got to the main point where I'm contemplating scheduling a retest. But now I will be sure to lots of learning in advance. Therefore women, if you see me using big hard talks about your posterior location, I am not really a pervert, I'm only carrying out a little research. And to the people, forgive me basically give more that the most common amount of congratulatory butt slaps on the basketball court for awhile. I'm just wanting to further my education...And perhaps work through a fetish or two. 

For yourself at: you can just take the Butt Quiz